Not only can rude drivers easily ruin your day, but their ability to quickly speed away makes it rare for them to face any consequences. When they do get caught in their bad behavior, though, they often get their sweet comeuppance.
In early 2018, one mechanic struggled with a neighbor’s car repeatedly wrecking his plans. Once the situation went too far, he devised a plan to ensure that the jerk would never cross him again. His justice might not have been blind, but it was hilarious…
They say you should keep your friends close and your enemies closer, but one Australian mechanic would strongly disagree. The young man, known on Reddit as AngryAussieGam3r, had neighbors that were making his life a nightmare.
After toiling away at work all day, AngryAussie was looking forward to a night out on the town with his mates. However, he spotted something in his apartment building’s garage that immediately soured his good mood.
Some strange car had blocked him in! He waited around, hoping the driver left the vehicle there while making a quick drop-off, but AngryAussie was out of luck. With no other option, he had to call one of his friends to pick him up instead. Then things got worse.
In the following weeks, the rude car kept showing up at odd intervals, preventing AngryAussie from driving. He left a series of polite notes on the perpetrator’s windshield, but he never saw any response or change in behavior. He couldn’t believe this!
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Frustration building, AngryAussie guessed that the driver was someone who repeatedly got drunk and conveniently “forgot” to move his car out of the way. It was a decent theory, but he had no hard evidence of how to identify this serial jerk.
AngryAussie came across countless examples of people responding to bad parking jobs on the internet. Unfortunately, this car owner didn’t seem to respond at all to shame. The mechanic would have to apply a different strategy — and fast.
The rude neighbor was making him late on an unpredictable basis. He never knew when to expect the car to block him in, so he would often have to walk or hitch a ride without warning. And AngryAussie had one upcoming obligation he couldn’t miss.
It wasn’t often that he and his six closest friends could all get together, but they had a weekend getaway coming up that required AngryAussie’s car. In order for the special trip to happen, he needed to make sure he wasn’t parked in.
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Hoping the proper authorities could take care of the problem, AngryAussie contacted his building manager. The guy refused to even address the problem, or even identify the car’s owner, so the mechanic decided to get more serious.
When he found himself parked in yet again, AngryAussie called a towing company. Because his vehicle was up on the garage’s third story, however, they would not accept the job. He would have to take matters into his own hands.
Not long before his big trip, AngryAussie searched through his auto shop for some tool to help him out of this jam. He smiled — a rarity in those days — as he came across just what he was looking for.
The morning of their big vacation, AngryAussie and his friends entered his garage to find the worst possible scenario. The jerk blocked his car again! Strangely, AngryAussie didn’t lose his cool. He just ran upstairs and grabbed a strange metal contraption.
He explained to his pals that he borrowed a vehicle positioning jack. Its wheels and hydraulic pump would allow them to easily lift up a parked car and move it wherever they wanted. Rubbing their hands in glee, the friends got it in position.
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As they boosted the car up, AngryAussie’s eyes darted around the garage. While they weren’t doing anything illegal — like stealing the car — it might not look that way to any security guards in the area.
Luckily, the coast looked clear. Moving as quickly as they could while pushing a two-ton car, the seven mates each got a handhold and started to heave it toward a distant, dark corner of the garage. AngryAussie’s plan soon became apparent.
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He found a spot at the end of the garage where they fit the rude neighbor’s car perfectly in between the wall and a pillar. The owner would easily be able to enter or exit the car, but moving it would be another matter.
With only a few inches of space at the front and back of the vehicle, its driver would have a miserable time getting it out. Most likely, he’d have to angle it forward and backward a staggering number of times to pull it out of the spot.
Satisfied with their work, AngryAussie and his six friends jumped in his car and sped out of the garage. Each of them agreed they’d never had so much fun parking a car before. They were far from your typical valet service.
Even while enjoying his getaway, AngryAussie couldn’t help but wonder about the jerk driver. How long would it take him to find his car? Would he even try moving it? Upon getting home days later, he immediately returned to the scene of the crime to check.
Understandably, the car was still there. But a few days later, the unimaginable happened: AngryAussie never saw the problem car again! Even though the clever mechanic got some revenge, territorial villains exist everywhere, and one Virginia man proved he would stop at nothing to keep his property off-limits to everyone.
By 2018, Bryan Tucker of Sandston, Virginia felt like a caricature of an old man: he spent his mornings shouting at kids to get off his lawn and devising methods to best send the message.
See, Bryan lived behind a bus stop where young kids waited for a ride to elementary school. Those kids played loudly on his well-maintained yard, and worse, they often left behind trash.
“They don’t respect other peoples’ land,” Bryan said. So he called the county, and “they refused to do anything about it. They said it was my responsibility if the kids get hurt on my land.”
So Bryan put up no trespassing signs. He installed cameras on his property. He incessantly asked the children to stay off his lawn. He even asked the parents to keep the kids off the lawn. Nothing worked.
As the new school year approached — and with visions of liability lawsuits dancing in his head — Bryan launched a plan he hoped would finally end the trespassing problem.
On the first day of school, parents bringing their kids to the bus stop saw a new addition to Bryan’s home: a fence wrapped all the way around his yard. Then a parent touched the newly erected fence…
…and felt a shock! Shaking his hand from the sting of the shock, the parent understood the new addition to Bryan’s yard — an electric fence! And he wasn’t the only one to realize it.
“My daughter walked out and said ‘he’s got a fence up,'” another neighbor said. “Then someone said it was electric and I said ‘whoa no!’ If something happens to one of those kids they’re going to have a lot of angry parents.”
Local parents banded together in outrage, but each parent was bothered by a different aspect of Bryan’s countermeasure. It bothered concerned parent Wayne Milby, for instance, that Bryan didn’t put up a warning sign.
But Bryan showed news crews that there was indeed a sign… 15 yards away from the bus stop. It was slapped on the battery that powered the fence and read “Solar Intellishock.” It had pictures of cattle on it.
Other parents noted that, while the shock wasn’t painful, it sent the wrong message; “I understood his concern,” one neighbor, below, said. “I just don’t think he understood the neighbors’ concerns.”
As one parent put it: “The first day of school, really? C’mon now.” The timing made the fence feel more malicious than a genuine protective measure. So neighbor Wayne offered an alternative solution for Bryan…
“You know, a regular fence,” Wayne said, probably would’ve worked just fine. Frustrated with Bryan’s fence, neighbors called the county police at 9:15 a.m. that morning.
That same day, Henrico County Public Works Director Steve Yob arrived at Bryan’s house to inspect the fence and measure the yard. But if the fence was on Bryan’s property, it was completely legal.
Steve’s findings? Engineers took measurements and did research, he said, “and [Bryan’s] yard starts further off the road from where the fence is. Where that fence was put is clearly county right-of-way.” In other words…
Bryan had to take down the fence because it wasn’t technically on his property. He did so without a fight. He “made a mistake and offered to correct it,” Steve said. But Bryan wasn’t giving in just yet…
In truth, Bryan didn’t anticipate that parents and the community as a whole would be so outraged by the fence. But he was happy the fence started what he called an important conversation.
“The message has gotten across, I’m pretty sure, to everybody,” Bryan told the local news. “It’s all over social media. Neighbors are driving by, parents are posting and talking about it.”
It’s unclear whether Bryan took the fence down permanently or just moved it back, but parents hoped he’d take after the house’s previous tenant and just put out a trash can for the kids.
Either way, with the word out there, Bryan could give his vocal chords a rest from yelling at kids to get off his lawn! And, more importantly, hopefully, the neighborhood kids could get to school without getting shocked!